Had some excitement at lunch today

[Minnerman]

Me and Torch was sittin there Eatin our diet buffay and mindin our business when a gal goes to screamin. I look up and Sat's comin in the door. She said it was a green frog, but me and Torch both new better. We purty sure Sat skeert the poor gurl. She had tgat look in here eyes like she'd jus seent a ghost. I calmed her down and told her he was jus old, not dead. I still had to pay fer lunch.

[torch]

BWHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny

[satdoc1]

And after that BIG lie you will keep on payin too!

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[beagle man]

I heard a lady at crappie camp last year said and I quote,,,,every time I see satdoc time seems to stand sitll.

speck translated for me,,,, he so ugly he can stop a clock.... or something like that.....

[Minnerman]

Yup. That's what I'm talkin bout bm. Imagine Billbob grabbin Es and hearin him squeal. That ain't what this gurl sounded like. She was really skeert.

[satdoc1]

All that squeelin over a green frog!

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[duckhunter]

Thats alright, sat, take her for a ride in your new boat....that should calm her nerves.