Duct Tape or Nail ?

[maachuu]

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and
says, 'Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number
of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100
points, you get in.'
'Okay,' the man says, 'I was married to the same woman for 50 years and
never cheated on her, even in my heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St Peter, 'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he says.

'Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my
tithe and service.'
'Terrific!' says St. Peter. 'That's certainly worth a point.'
'One point!?!!'

'I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless
veterans.'
'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.
'Two points!?!!'

'Exasperated, the man cries. 'At this rate the only way I'll get into
heaven is by the grace of God.'
'Bingo! 100 points! Come on in!'

We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape.

God did it with a nail.

AMEN

[ATM]

Reading this is a nice way to start the day.


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[STUMP HUNTER]

So true !!!!:D

[Cray]

Great post Maachuu, like Artoolman great way to start the day.

[E-Z Poleholder]

Absolutely!!

["G"]

Good post maachuu

[sothunfried]

good on maachuu,,we all need to remember that.

[duckhunter]

good one.

[crappiholic]

You so right.

[tritonman]

awesome thoughtfor the day maachuu!!!!!!!!!