Friday Funny

[C N]

In Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels, where there
is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed
a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock
pond.

The rancher rolled down the window, and shouted, "Sehr
angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen." Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink
the water. The cows have pooped in it.")

The man shouted back, "I'm from New York, and just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand
you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied, "Use both hands. You'll get more." Hands Clapping Hands Clapping Hands Clapping

[tritonman]

bwahahahaha...love that health care

[nessa0629]

lol. I had some fun times when i was young in New Braunfels for summer vacation. Beautiful area & so much to do. I am happy where I am at but I still miss Texas!!

[Minnerman]

lol. I had some fun times when i was young in New Braunfels for summer vacation. Beautiful area & so much to do. I am happy where I am at but I still miss Texas!!

Is it because EVERYTHING is bigger and better in Texas? Sorry DD. I jus couldn't resist that one.