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    THE CARING GRANDFATHER



    A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.



    It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.



    Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . Easy, boy."



    Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."



    At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."



    Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.



    She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."


    "Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little ****'s name is Kevin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by maachuu View Post
    THE CARING GRANDFATHER



    A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.



    It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.



    Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . Easy, boy."



    Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."



    At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."



    Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.



    She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."


    "Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William. The little ****'s name is Kevin."
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    THat's GREAT!!!!!!

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    Thats prolly the way Mr. Jim does, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by "G" View Post
    Thats prolly the way Mr. Jim does, lol
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    that was funny!

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    The granddaughter should be here any minute. She'll work me over before she's done with me. She's 8 going on 18!

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    Quote Originally Posted by C N View Post
    The granddaughter should be here any minute. She'll work me over before she's done with me. She's 8 going on 18!
    I've got one of those 8 going on 18's also. It is amazing what kids know at such a young age nowdays. Almost scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverjign View Post
    I've got one of those 8 going on 18's also. It is amazing what kids know at such a young age nowdays. Almost scary.
    Yeah, she has a 13 year old and a 16 year old to teach her EVERYTHING they know and that IS scary! She's a good kid, though. Lots of fun!Hands Clapping

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