11 people on a rope

[C N]

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general. And she was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...... Hands Clapping Hands Clapping Hands Clapping

[tritonman]

I would have just told her good idea

[satdoc1]

She must not have been a BLONDE!

[C N]

I would have just told her good idea

You are SO kind, Triton.....

[tritonman]

thank you!!!

[MO' MONEY]

See if I had been on the rope, and a woman would've started a LONG DRAWn out speech, I would've let go just to save myself the suffering haha

[gabowman]

That's a good 'un.:D:D:D

[C N]

See if I had been on the rope, and a woman would've started a LONG DRAWn out speech, I would've let go just to save myself the suffering haha

Too funny! Rofl

[Minnerman]

One hand to hold onto the rope and one to smack her with.

[C N]

One hand to hold onto the rope and one to smack her with.

Gosh I missed you yesterday, Minnerman...... Rofl Leave it to you to make the only post that makes sense.