Conference calls

[Minnerman]

Y'all gewbers that are in the offices tgat take conference calls, how long do they last? I was textin one of our resident gewbers yesterday and got tired of textin, so I called him. Naturally, he declined my call and text me sayin he was on a conference call and he would call me back.
Well all I wanted to do was carry this saddened Gewber to lunch today so he could drown his sorrows in a buffay. Wouldn't ya know it, he still ain't called back.
I'm sure it was an important call, but 26 hours and 22 minutes? This feller Musta been discussin financing the plot to kill the 2nd in command of al-quieda or replentishin social security or the welfare programs.
Oh well just wonderin how long tgey last? By the way ya Gewber, i done ate today.

[creekslick]

Minner it sound like he just don't wanna eat with you.

[MO' MONEY]

Well minner head to cleveland next time, and with proper warning, I'll eat with ya

[tritonman]

I offered him a boofay also that he declined....do you think he is hiding from the law or something. I mean, did he really get out of that ticket??

[C N]

He's sad and depressed........ he doesn't want to feel any of the joy he'd feel with you two gewbs..... Rofl

[C N]

Wonder if somethin' happened to his long, flowing, movie-star hair?

[satdoc1]

Wonder if IS told him to straighten up or ship out! May be he is depressed cause he cant catch anything on his best day!

[DonDon]

Minner, I've been in them for 4 HOURS before man. Just me and one fella from work with 2 Lawyers form the guberment

[Minnerman]

Look what ya missed ya Gewber.

[Wannabe...]

I don't know about ya'll but most of mine last 6 hours. Course, the direction say I should seek medical attention if they last that long, but I think that's just legal speak.

Wait....what are we talking about again?

Wannabe...