The WB is so cheap thread

[satdoc1]

Feel free to add on :

• -After shaking your hand he counts his fingers.
• -Before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
• -To save money on his laundry bill, he puts soap flakes in all his pockets and walks through a car wash once a week.
• -He married a girl born February 29th, so he only had to buy her a birthday present every four years.
• -He married a skinny girl so he could buy a small wedding ring.
• -Even if he were in a canoe he wouldn't tip.
• -He always counts his money in front of a mirror so he won't cheat himself.
• -He always swallows his food without chewing so he won't wear out his teeth.

[C N]

[Speck]

Those are great, Sat.

He wont even tip his hat!

[satdoc1]

This thread has hopes of passin the pullin cranks 101 thread! LOL

[DonDon]

He's so cheap that when someone comes to the door to ring the doorbell, his kids go DING DONG

[torch]

WB went to Arizona and lost a dime, now we have the grand canyon!

[Speck]

He named himself beneficiary in his own will.

He has a pay smoke detector in his guest room.

He recycles belly button lint.

[Speck]

It working folks. He quit posting

[CRAPPIEHUNTER68]

WB turns off the stove while he is flippin' over the bacon!

[Rip a Lip]

He makes his kids take off their glasses when they ain't looking at anything!