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  • -After shaking your hand he counts his fingers.
  • -Before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
  • -To save money on his laundry bill, he puts soap flakes in all his pockets and walks through a car wash once a week.
  • -He married a girl born February 29th, so he only had to buy her a birthday present every four years.
  • -He married a skinny girl so he could buy a small wedding ring.
  • -Even if he were in a canoe he wouldn't tip.
  • -He always counts his money in front of a mirror so he won't cheat himself.
  • -He always swallows his food without chewing so he won't wear out his teeth.