some humor for today

[tritonman]

A man comes into the ER and yells-My wife's going to have her baby in the cab. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco


At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA


While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?
After a look of complete confusion she answered - Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-Corvallis , OR

[C N]

!!!!!!!!

Rofl

[tritonman]

a few more

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

No doctor but the song you were whistling was I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....


I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf , Detroit

[DonDon]

OK, I just spewed coffee on the screen.

No doctor but the song you were whistling was I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener

BWAA HAHHA

[tritonman]

i thought that was the best one too

[majflyboy]

Funny stuff t-man.

[creekslick]

I'll have that tune in my head all day now.