Just let me know when he starts comparing you to me and I'll help you whip his backside Triton. You ain't even purty enough to get an honorable mention when comparing us....Apple and gewber. Just no comparison.
Other than that....just do what I do Triton.....offer an unsuspecting Maj free boat storage. You wouldn't believe the stuff I've picked up on the cheap from him and, obviously, he hasn't missed it. For a military man, his inventory system is crap. LOL.
Wannabe...

