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Headline: Minner Dethroned as Boofay King

Local authorities were called to a local boofay today around noon in Grenada for a disturbance call. One citizen reported a dessert boofay completely dissapeared in what she termed as a "gosh-awful" commotion. One visibly shaken resident complained of a large man growling at him as he reached for a piece of pecan pie. The perpetrator was quoted as screaming as he was handcuffed and led away "Don't eat the chocolate cake! Neither piece was worth a flip!".

The local sheriff issued a statement warning residents to guard their sweets closely in the next couple of days, but reported that the warning will be lifted soon as the Spring Camp will break up and pass no later than Sunday.

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