Been wondering how the local tattoo artist could afford that new boat...heck, threes at least a 20 foot ranger just in neck tattoos here.
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Been wondering how the local tattoo artist could afford that new boat...heck, threes at least a 20 foot ranger just in neck tattoos here.
I don't think you have enough tattoos to go before the judge. You better slip out and get a couple. Don't forget to pull your britches down and roll ya' up a pack of cigs in your t-shirt sleeve. That should put you on a level playing field. NEXT......
I know I'm wayyyyyy unqualified compared to the folks when I "go to meet a felon" day. My next "date" is May 5. Me and Felon#2 have a 2 p.m. courtdate. He's the "talker". He's willing to put his buddy away for a longggggg time!
I may cone back next week. This is better than most any reality show on mtv with less commercials
Yeah, I told the judge I would leave, but I changed my mind and went and sat back down just for grins. The two old neighbor dudes were the greatest show on earth. One said the other had his cows. THe other said that he HAD had the cows but gave them back. The other other said this was true but that he had threatened to beat him in the ground. The first other said it was true that he said that but that the other guy still had HIS cattle and wouldn't give 'em back and he would beat the other guy in the dirt if he came on his side of the fence. The judge said he shouldn't make threats and he continued to throw those exact words in at least three more times thereby really ticking off Madam Judge. The first other said he wasn't giving the cows back but he'd pay for them??? WTH? You admit to having the other guys cattle and won't give 'em back but will pay him for them? The other other dude still said he'd beat the neighbor in the ground if he came on his side of the fence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Are you with me yet, Wilbur???? Rofl
The judge gave 'em both a talkin' to and was afraid she was gonna' make 'em hug or somethin..... Rofl
You're late on your update..... what gives?
Hope they don't require you to come back next week!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Ok. Ive been here an hour now. This is not as much fun as it was when I started. Justice delayed is no justice at all
They didn't go in AlFUHbettical order when I was there...... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
WB,
Don't fret!!! Just tell him who you associate with on this board and I am sure he will lock you up for a long time,Rofl
Wait...I think I may be trapped in a re-run of cops. Got a domestic violence case now....complete with wife beater tank top and pink fuzzy bathroom robe.