A jJoke speshul for CN

[Wannabe...]

An underendowed "big ole" auditor girl walks into a bar. She spies 3 rough looking biker chicks and strides right up to 'em. She sizes them up, and says to the "blonde", "I need to see you documentation on the bleach you died your hair with". Next , she turns to the red head and says "You'll need to give me the subsidiary ledger on all the piercings you've turned in for reimbursement. Next she turns the the brunette and says, "Your reimbursement rate for meals is going to be cut immediately as you 'obviously' have been taking advantage of the policy."

The 3 biker chicks stare at her, then each other in disbelief for a moment. Then the brunette picks up her beer mug and smashes the auditor in the moutth with it chipping 3 of her teeth. When she comes too, she has to schedule emergency dental surgery forcing her to reshedule all her current audits for a month later. And CN lives happily ever after. The end.

Wannabe...

[C N]

An underendowed "big ole" auditor girl walks into a bar. She spies 3 rough looking biker chicks and strides right up to 'em. She sizes them up, and says to the "blonde", "I need to see you documentation on the bleach you died your hair with". Next , she turns to the red head and says "You'll need to give me the subsidiary ledger on all the piercings you've turned in for reimbursement. Next she turns the the brunette and says, "Your reimbursement rate for meals is going to be cut immediately as you 'obviously' have been taking advantage of the policy."

The 3 biker chicks stare at her, then each other in disbelief for a moment. Then the brunette picks up her beer mug and smashes the auditor in the moutth with it chipping 3 of her teeth. When she comes too, she has to schedule emergency dental surgery forcing her to reshedule all her current audits for a month later. And CN lives happily ever after. The end.

Wannabe...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hands Clapping Hands Clapping What a guy.... :D

But I think I'd prefer to get it over with this week and then deal with her repeated requests for even more information over the next 30 days. Her #1 question yesterday: Did you send me THE trial balance?

Excuse me???
UH yeah....... I've sent you 3,133 items via email per your request ONE MONTH in advance with the most important being the Trial Balance and you ask me if I sent THE Trial Balance??? Doh Doh Doh