Alergy season
I saw a guy at the ramp this weekend that seemed to be having some trouble with the ole sinuses. The peculiar thing about it though was that every time he sneezed he stuck his handkerchief down the front of his pants. I asked him what he was doing and he told me that he had a rare condition where every time he sneezed he had a climax. When I asked him what he was taking for it he replied "pollen"!
I got 350 heads on a 305 engine.
I get 6 miles to the gallon.
I aint got no good intentions.