Thread: Judge JackB........ where are you?

Originally Posted by C N

There have been numerous posts about my handsome brother, Wannabe and his OOOOPS. You have been appointed Judge over this case. We've been waiting on you since yesterday.

Try and keep up. Read the posts, the testimony and get on the ball with calling the first witness.

Time's a wasting.... Doh

Bet he is out shoping for some new pants that done have the A$$ ripped out,,jmoThumbs Up


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Originally Posted by old fuzzy

Bet he is out shoping for some new pants that done have the A$$ ripped out,,jmoThumbs Up


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With the robe on.... I just figured he'd wear tights......... Rofl

I have read all of the evidence connected with this most heinous crime. You fine people of the Great State Of Mississippi should all receive medals of honor for tolerating this most hardened criminal. My findings are as follows; A tremendous amount of evidence has been compiled on how cheap WB is. It is obvious he NEVER intended to buy said license to begin with thereby cheating the state of Mississipri of income to further enhance opportunities for the sportsmen of the state. That he would involve another individual in this crime shows the true character of this sloth. Further, I do not believe he "wanted to get in line for the weigh-in" as he stated. It is my belief that if the officer had taken his eyes off of him he would have attempted to escape in a beat up Toyota, thereby adding the crime of leaving the scene, fleeing from an officer leaving his unsuspecting partner in this tournament holding the bag. Carefully weighing all of the punishments you fine folks would like to see implemented, I hereby render the following judgement. WB, you are to be banned from the State of Mississippi for a period of 1 year. You must reside in the State of Arkansas where you will be accepted by the criminals of that state. Before you leave, you must buy the ENTIRE Mississippi board a boofay of their choosing. You must pay your partner in the tournament his full share of the winnings, which, you would have confiscated anyway, by prolly foreclosing on his home. Upon your return to Mississipi, you must obtain personalized license plates with the initials JADA. Sentence is to be carried out forthwith by a group of your peers. Should you appeal this case and again found guilty (and you will be) it will be MUCH worse. Court is adjourned.

Dang...... nothing like being fashionably late to the tune of 36 hours...... the Judge JackieB has spoken...... Hands Clapping

The honorable judge Jackieb has donned his robe and spoken.

CN with a court document like that, it Musta took him 2 days to find all them big werds and statements.

Originally Posted by Minnerman

The honorable judge Jackieb has donned his robe and spoken.

CN with a court document like that, it Musta took him 2 days to find all them big werds and statements.

Maybe that's why he was delayed? Nawwwwwwwwwww..... gotta be fair..... JackieB is a very knowledgeable individual and has some dang fine spellin' skillz (Ya'll could learn from that... some of ya' anyway! Rofl) ....... Seems as if he might have a LOT of knowledge 'bout the criminal justice lingo though...... whassup with that???

Originally Posted by C N

Maybe that's why he was delayed? Nawwwwwwwwwww..... gotta be fair..... JackieB is a very knowledgeable individual and has some dang fine spellin' skillz (Ya'll could learn from that... some of ya' anyway! Rofl) ....... Seems as if he might have a LOT of knowledge 'bout the criminal justice lingo though...... whassup with that???

MOST of the bigger words came from my last arraignment

Originally Posted by jackb

MOST of the bigger words came from my last arraignment

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Great answer!

Speaking of criminal justice lingo..... I just had a visit from THE Sheriff about 15 mins. ago. Subpoena #2 so I "get to meet" the other felon at the courthouse in May. It's a date! He's willing to "TALK" all about the break-ins in exchange for a better deal!

The first dude in the photo below is the one that I'll meet now. Ain't they a handsome pair?

Two men arrested in thefts | The Columbia Daily Tribune - Columbia, Missouri