Italian Pregnancy

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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she believes she may be pregnant. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters
the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning , your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him......

'You gonna try again.' Rofl Hands Clapping