Why do I stay home?

[EmptyStringer]

On Mondays..

While I'm google'n trolling motors, I hear "Daddy I put my makeup on!"

[C N]

OMG!!!! Too cute! Let's just hope she put it all on her face and not the walls and carpet!!!

[DonDon]

LOL, love it man

[Minnerman]

Her momma's gonna beat you. I can jus hear it now. "You know you were supposed to keep an eye on the girls. All I ask was for you to watch the kids and look what you've done. If you'd get your arse off that puter and pay attention, things like this wouldn't happen. Now get in there and repaint the bathroom and put new carpet in the bedroom. Oh yea, jus fer this, sell that boat to pay fer this. Ya Gewber."

Yup that's what's gonna happen.

[EmptyStringer]

Her momma's gonna beat you. I can jus hear it now. "You know you were supposed to keep an eye on the girls. All I ask was for you to watch the kids and look what you've done. If you'd get your arse off that puter and pay attention, things like this wouldn't happen. Now get in there and repaint the bathroom and put new carpet in the bedroom. Oh yea, jus fer this, sell that boat to pay fer this. Ya Gewber."

Yup that's what's gonna happen.

Wow! You musta made somebody a fine wife in a previous life

[MO' MONEY]

Such an attentive father... Glad it was markers not knives.... I second Minner.... Ya Gewb...

[Minnerman]

Wow! You musta made somebody a fine wife in a previous life

Naw. I got one jus like yours and I been Lissining to fer 18 years and I know the routine well.

[C N]

oh my...... what wicked women you must have.....

[Minnerman]

oh my...... what wicked women you must have.....

They ain't wicked. I still get to stay here and she cooks some and plus it ain't too bad after 18 years. I mean selective hearin plays an important role in a relationship.

[MO' MONEY]

They ain't wicked. I still get to stay here and she cooks some and plus it ain't too bad after 18 years. I mean selective hearin plays an important role in a relationship.

as in any that ever works for longer than a day...