Mr PoPo on a motorcycle.

[Minnerman]

Got stopped today by Mr Motorcycle PoPo and he skeert me. I was only doin 62 in a 45 and he turned the lites on. I pulled over when I saw the lites come on and was sittin there Waitin on him with lic/ins in hand. Hears how the conversation went adder he smudged up the side of the Tahoe tryin to sneak up on me:

Mr PoPo: good addernoon sir, license and insurance card please.
Mr PoPo: what ya in such a herry fer?
Minner: (thought about tellin him I was wantin to go feshin, but he had screwed that up so I jus tolt him the troof) Sit I am tryin to get home in time to go to a church function this evening. (That ain't a lie. I am goin to one at 7:00 pm)
Mr PoPo: Well the reason I stopped ya is cause you was speedin on my road. You was doom 62 in my 45 zone.
Minner: Ewwwwwwwww. Yes sir.
Mr PoPo: where is caledonia, ms.
Minner: it's bout 2.5 hours from here. Just out of Columbus. (This is where his maff skillz weren't so proficient. Had he have added 2.5 hrs to 1:15 he would have figured out I was gonna be home in time to go feshin)

Mr PoPo: Have you ever had a ticket up here?
Minner: No sir.
Mr PoPo: well, turn yo car off and wait here. (This is where my blatter almost reacted)
Well he was gone fer a couple of minutes and another PoPo shows up in a car. Here I am Thinkin WTH. They gonna haul me in. What have I done? Then it dawned on me. I got 2 pistols Layin in the passenger floor. Maybe he saw em and called fer back up. Oh boy, this is gonna be hard to splain to the boss. Then he finally returns. No paper werk in hand. Here I go Thinkin again. I'm either goin to jail or gonna get off Scott free.
Mr PoPo: Sir ima gonna let you off with a warnin. Do you come up here much?
Minner: Yre sir.
Mr PoPo: Well, don't let me stop you fer speedin on my road ever again.
Minner: you won't have to worry bout that sir. Thank you sir.
Mr PoPo: your welcome, now be careful. Hey I got one more question. Are you Minnerman?
Minner: Uh, yes sir.
Mr PoPo: keep the good info comin on CDC. You're the best.
Minner: I will sir. You have a wonderful day.

What a nice feller he was.

[oleblue]

You full of it!! If n he knew it was you he would have took you off to jail.

[Minnerman]

You full of it!! If n he knew it was you he would have took you off to jail.

Go back to sleep ob.

[MO' MONEY]

Mr PoPo: your welcome, now be careful. Hey I got one more question. Are you Minnerman?
Minner: Uh, yes sir.
Mr PoPo: keep the good info comin on CDC. You're the best.
Minner: I will sir. You have a wonderful day.

What a nice feller he was.

This story cant be true... At this point the officer would have tazed him then beaten him into submission with his club!

[C N]

He sez it happened today and the PoPo walks up and says "good evenin'"???? hmmmm it's downhill right from the start!

[Minnerman]

He sez it happened today and the PoPo walks up and says "good evenin'"???? hmmmm it's downhill right from the start!

Excuse me. He said good afternoon.

[jackb]

Excuse me. He said good afternoon.

I call BULL****! Good story though.

[maachuu]

that story just down right smells !!!!!!

[oleblue]

Yea smells like what minners full of.

[Minnerman]

Ok ok so I stretched it a litte there toward the end. Maybe he didn't recognize me. The rest is true tho.