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    Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise in the Caribbean and Tim fell head over heels for her.

    When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking Janice out when they got home.

    Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken her to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

    "So, before I get a little box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

    Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I am a golf nut too, I play golf, I watch it on TV, I love it, but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

    "Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added,
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    "You know, it's probably because you're either dipping your shoulder on your backswing or you're rolling your wrists too much at impact..”
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    good one ez

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    Ha Ha good one Gene.
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    He He
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    Lol
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    heh heh heh

    I didn't see that ending coming......... GOOD ONE!

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