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    Default It's Time For An Ole Fart Tournament


    I think we need a tournament just for old farts over the age of 65, one old fart per boat, single pole and spider rigging allowed.
    There are plenty of us farts 65 and older, it'll be fun, with ole fart smack talk, and Satdoc pulling his pocket knife on us.
    Have it on the king of crappie lakes Grenada Lake, and winner takes all.
    How bout it ole farts, it will be a hoot.

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    Naw....your just trying to find out where the fish are again just like when you whined and begged feelay to take you fishing. We aren't gonna fall for this sneaky trick.
    I have spent most my life fishing........the rest I wasted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman View Post
    Naw....your just trying to find out where the fish are again just like when you whined and begged feelay to take you fishing. We aren't gonna fall for this sneaky trick.
    Well... I swanee, I do declare,..... I feel as my honor has have been violated. I am deeply sadden.

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    Besides....I only know of one old fart that single poles besides you. The rest of us are trollers. sat and I might start single poleing whenever we get old.....we still lack a good bit yet though.
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    Yep G3 you are correct, CC I havent hit the old fart club age requirement yet. So PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!
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    Not hard to win it when you are the only old fart around at the ripe old age of 65.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman View Post
    Besides....I only know of one old fart that single poles besides you. The rest of us are trollers. sat and I might start single poleing whenever we get old.....we still lack a good bit yet though.
    For yo information only, I'm very versatile, I can hand pole fish, or spider rig, or use an ole crank telephone, or swine fish.
    As far as you and SitBucket, it would be very hard for yall to fish with one hand on the pole, and your other hand holding up yo fully loaded Depend Diapers.
    GP you SitBucket have never caught a real limit crappie unless someone else was in the boat with yall. Yall still clean crappie that someone gives yall with a ole big spoon...hehe
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    Well just because you and I are the best of friends, let's lower the entry to the age of 62, and I'll sure that work for you ole friend, how bout it......

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    The 2 most frequently used phrases in this tournament will be:

    "Back in the Day"

    "I gotta PEE"

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    Do not know there were so many ole farts on here
    TOO MANY IDIOTS TO FEW BULLETS

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