The state of Wisconsin has gone an entire deer hunting season without
Someone getting killed. That's great. There were over 600,000 hunters. Allow
Me to restate that number. Over the last two months, the eighth largest army
In the world - more men under arms than Iran; more than France and Germany
Combined - deployed to the woods of a single American state to help keep the
Deer menace at bay. But that pales in comparison to the 750,000 who are in
The woods of Pennsylvania this week. Michigan 's 700,000 hunters have now
Returned home. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia , and it
Is literally the case that the hunters of those four states alone would
Comprise the largest army in the world. America will forever be safe from
Foreign invasion of troops with that kind of home-grown firepower. *
*Hunting - it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security!*