today's funny............

[duckhunter]

A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them _____ gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of ________ is $4.99 with tax.'

'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

had to edit couple words, lol.........scared of g3.

[wilbur]

You just aint right. That was excellent.