The Mississippi Department of government offices claimed a small Pelahatchie
farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent
out to investigate him.

MS Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay
them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours
every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle
of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps
with my wife occasionally.

MS Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally
challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.