Monday morning funny's

[crappiholic]

Just a few funnies to start the day off.

Q. What was the most positive result of the "CASH FOR CLUNKERS" program?
A. It got 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road!


Q. What is the difference between Obama and his dog "BO"?
A. BO has a birth certificate!


Q. If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat that was sinking. Who would be saved?
A. AMERICA!!

Q. What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. A fund raiser

Q. Have you heard about the Obama McDonalds Happy Meal?
A. Order want you want and the guy behind you pays for it.

Last but not least:
America need Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Good night!

[C N]

Cute!

[Billbob]

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