Every word is the TRUTH!
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Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........
This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds...
To continue shaving And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs!
Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the _____ phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers!
Every word is the TRUTH!
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cupcake dont shave yet he must b the 1 with eyeliner
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