A couple were in the process of splitting up and had to go in front of the judge to see who got custody of 10yr old johnny.The judge asks johnny, do you want to live with your mom or dad? Neither one replies johnny why not asks the judge,cause they both beat me replied johnny.Well then who do you want tolive with ashs the judge? Johnny replies I want live with the University of Mem. football team ,The judge asks why would you want to live with them? Cause replied johnny they cant beat anyone"""""""