Middle aged woman joke

[C N]

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, breast enhancements, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'

God replied,

"GIRRRL...I didn't even recognize you!" :p

[creekslick]

Nice CN.:D:D

["G"]

Lol...thats pretty good

[satdoc1]

Now that isnt the voice of experence is it?

["G"]

Now that isnt the voice of experence is it?

Lol....your a brave man sat.

[C N]

I could use the works. That's for sure, but then I'd be dead when the bus hit me. So I'll go just through life looking like a train wreck instead. Sorry.

[ScottV]

Good one CN, some folks could learn a lesson from that. LOL

[Bob # 1]

[majflyboy]

Funny Kitten.

[C N]

thank you, Master.