Joke Women's Health Issue

[C N]

Ladies, pay attention:


Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. :p

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Increased lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of innocence
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

[nessa0629]

Hahahahahahaha, LOVE That!! Sadly I can attest that many of the side effects & warnings are definately true!! Vodka can also be substituted for Margaritas with pretty much the same result!!

[C N]

Hahahahahahaha, LOVE That!! Sadly I can attest that many of the side effects & warnings are definately true!! Vodka can also be substituted for Margaritas with pretty much the same result!!

The shoe fits me, too, but I know better than to sing Karaoke. I've never landed in jail and hope not to. But I'm not dead yet.

Joe Nichols has that song...... Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall off! :D

[nessa0629]

Yeh, my first & last Karaoke experience was the result of one too many vodkas!! This little oriental guy at this bar talked me into singing the song "Summer Lovin" from Grease!!! OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN I could have peeled the paint off the walls with my singing. I never knew I sang that bad until I was on that mic. LOL. Anyway, needless to say I haven't done karaoke since & I cringe whenever if hear that song playing. LOL :D

[satdoc1]

Nessa, I think Billbob has one in his camper! Watch out next weekend. LOL

[C N]

Oh dear! Take lots of pics, Sat!

Funny story, Nessa! I'd be the same way. They'd take me off the stage as soon as I started! LOL

[Billbob]

every body knows that i have a licens to practice gonacolage and to give manograms in the state of IN. so dont worie i will be there to take care of all you ladies

[crappieman101]

every body knows that i have a licens to practice gonacolage and to give manograms in the state of IN. so dont worie i will be there to take care of all you ladies

Zack...AKA NavyCrappie...KNOWS you can do those MAN O grams thingies