on account of you can learn a lot from a geezer.

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied several survivors of a sunken ship. A G-3 Old shark and a Wannabe Young shark. “Follow me, son” the G-3 Old shark said to the Wannabe Young shark as they swam toward the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the Wannabe Young shark asked, “G-3 Old Shark, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

The G-3 Old shark replied, “Because they taste better without the poo inside!”


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