Rules to live by

["G"]

Pay particular attention to the second one, Lol. and the last one :D


“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”

“Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.”

“Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”

“A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”

“Words that soak into your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”

“Meanness don't just happen overnight.”

“Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”

“Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”

“It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.”

“You cannot unsay a cruel word.”

“Every path has a few puddles.”

“When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”

“The best sermons are lived, not preached.”

“Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.”

“Don't judge folks by their relatives.

“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”

“Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.”

“Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”

“Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.”

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”

“Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.”

“If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.”

“Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.”

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

[captcall]

Purty good list to live by there G3. Them two you picked out are specially gooduns

[gabowman]

Huh?!? I just saw this in another post.:rolleyes::D:D

["G"]

Huh?!? I just saw this in another post.:rolleyes::D:D

Yep...It was over on the main board (off topic) and I liked it so well that I copied it and put it here. I had seen it before somewhere a couple of years ago as well. pretty dadgummed good stuff though.

[captcall]

Yup I'd seen em years ago too G3, and they is still good. But with my life rules I jest added lawyers in rule #2, with them skunks and bankers:D:D

[midnight_f150]

“Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.”

my grandpa told me that all the time G!!!

[Slabo]

Words of wisdom for sure !!!

[sothunfried]

the list is true!,,,alot of people need to learn it

[torch]

left out one

" A friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying man that was fun"

[duckhunter]

the last one referring to sat?