today's funny............

[duckhunter]

Subject: Fw: Off to see the wizard





We ' re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.



They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.



" What brings the 4 of you before the great "Wizard of Oz?"



Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."



" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next? "

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."






"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"



Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,





"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"


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[C N]

Subject: Fw: Off to see the wizard





We ' re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.



They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.



" What brings the 4 of you before the great "Wizard of Oz?"



Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."



" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next? "

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."






"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"



Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,





"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"


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Good one!!!!!!!:D

[sothunfried]

lmbo!!

[Billbob]

lol

[majflyboy]

Funny Duck.

["G"]

Funny but true, Lol :D

[frank lawhead]

Loved it ---

[gabowman]

That's funny!:D:D

[captcall]

Lmao, that was a goodun Duckhunter:D