I have it on good authority that one of us has a secret that he's been keeping for now on 2 months. It would seem that this yeywho jumped up and bought a new boat and didn't even bother to let us know, much less post pics. Here's the clues:

1) It's bigger than the last one.

2) It's got 2 more strokes than the one before.

3) Reason for purchase was that his partner would no longer fit in the last one.

4) He's been known to flat out rock a goofy hat.

Wannabe...