Hey DD, when you get done with that rant, if you don't feel better, I got this nifty stress reliever device I'll send ya. It's 8 foot long and made of 1/2' woven nylon. What you do is hang it from the ceiling and then ya pee up the loose end. Once you get up a enough pressure to get the ceiling wet, all your troubles will be gone. Works like a charm, but takes some practice.
Maybe I ought to send you the 2 foot model youth size though. Given your shortcomings and all I mean.
Wannabe...
