The Nutt Went Down to Ole Miss
The Nutt went down to Ole Miss, he was looking for a game to steal.
He was in a bind his team behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man with some frat goods that were hot.
And the Nutt jumped up on an Escalade and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a Quarterback coach too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a QB outta you.
"Now you throw a pretty good spiral, boy, but give the coach his due:
"I can get you off parole, 'cos the Plantation's in need of you."
The boy said: "My name's Masoli and I can get those wins,
"'Cos I'll score some goals, but you're gonna regret, 'cos recruitin' me's a sin."
Masoli you loosen up your arm and throw that football hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Ole Miss and the Coach is full of lard.
And if you win you get a pro contract and off parole.
But if you lose, the fans will ban you from The Grove.
The Nutt opened up his game and he said: "Stanley'll start this show."
And footballs flew from his fingertips as he loosened up his elbow.
And he threw the ball across the field and it made the defender miss.
Then a Grove of fans joined in and it sounded something like this.
"Hotty Toddy. Gosh almighty. Who in the hell are we?
"Bim Bam Flim Flam. Who in the hell gives a damn?"
When the half was finished, The Nutt said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down on that bench, right there, and let The Thief show you how its done."
Thieves are on the field now, throwin' on the run.
The fans in The Grove are risin' for the fun.
Spilt whiskey on the tailgates, shellin' out the dough.
"Fannie, does that Bulldog bite?"
"Go, Thieves, go."
The Nutt raised his head up because he was feeling the heat.
He renewed his own contract thanks to the Thief's arms and feet.
Masoli said: "Fans y'all come on back if you ever want to win again.
"I robbed you once, without a gun, 'cos I'm the worst that's ever been."
Thieves are on the field now, throwin' on the run.
The fans in The Grove are risin' for the fun.
Spilt whiskey on the tailgates, shellin' out the dough.
"Fannie, does that Bulldog bite?"
"Go, Thieves, go."
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