a bit of humor

[C N]

It’s all in the wording :D
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try
us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
3. Our experienced mom will care for your child.
Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be
willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
8. 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
preferred.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with
round bottom for efficient beating.
10. Dinner special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef
$2.25; Children $2.00.
11. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
12. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and
get an extra pair to take home.
13. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We
do it carefully by hand.
14. Great dames for sale.
15. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in
beautiful condition.
16. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
17. Vacation special: have your home exterminated.
18. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
19. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
20. For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
21. Man, honest. Will take anything.
22. Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Come here first.
23. Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to
find person.
24. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
25. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not
smoke or drink.
26. And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
27. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension
in your home for $5.00.

[satdoc1]

I think several of those fit YOU CN! Just sayin

[tritonman]

i will take the job in #25

[tritonman]

DD said he wanted #16

[MO' MONEY]

I was gonna call 16 as long as i could select who i was cleanin!

[C N]

i will take the job in #25

what about #14, T-man? :p

[C N]

I think several of those fit YOU CN! Just sayin

go ahead, Sat.... make my day!

[DonDon]

and I can clean it as often and as much as I want to

[MO' MONEY]

and I can clean it as often and as much as I want to

Man I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight... Just scarred me for life

[C N]

It won't be the last time here either, MO'.