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Thread: Duckkiller's trial

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    Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, Duckkiller stands before us accused of second degree gewbery. The evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertable.

    He's owned a brand new boat for weeks now and we haven't seen not one pic. And please keep in mind that we endured months and months of stewpit questions to get to this point.

    I rest my case.

    Now it's up to you to convict him and Judge CN will pass sentence.

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    That or he must buy everyone lunch after the FJ tourney
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    guilty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
    Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, Duckkiller stands before us accused of second degree gewbery. The evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertable.

    He's owned a brand new boat for weeks now and we haven't seen not one pic. And please keep in mind that we endured months and months of stewpit questions to get to this point.

    I rest my case.

    Now it's up to you to convict him and Judge CN will pass sentence.

    Wannabe...

    Yeah, Wannabe... he said on the first day that he would post pics the next day and I even ragged on him about it a couple of days later and got no pics. What's this world coming to???

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    Kids these days. Just no respect for the old ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
    Kids these days. Just no respect for the old ways.

    Wannabe...
    Quote Originally Posted by duckkiller View Post
    Well boys I paid the deposit down today, and Im leaving Louisville Ms around 8am tomorrow headed to Bass Pro in Spanish Fort Alabama to pick up my new ride. Pulled the trigger and bought a 2010 Nitro X5 with a 90 hp Mercury. All my life I have ran OMC (Johnson/Evinrude) but now Ive gone to the dark side. Picks to come tomorrow!!!
    This was dated June 18, 2010

    On the 22nd he promises my request for pics would be coming soon.

    Today is July 1. Do we even need to ask the jury about this??? Or just convict him NOW???????

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    Guilty as charged.... Now the penalty phase.

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    I'm more familiar with being punished, than doing the punishing. Ideas gang?

    Wannabe should go first.

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    I vote mis-trial. The boy has spent all his dadgummed money on a boat and fishing equipment and he does not have a camera nor any money left to buy one. What he will probably do is use his Dad's camera to take some pics when he goes home this weekend. So there WB.....Pfttttttt! :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman View Post
    I vote mis-trial. The boy has spent all his dadgummed money on a boat and fishing equipment and he does not have a camera nor any money left to buy one. What he will probably do is use his Dad's camera to take some pics when he goes home this weekend. So there WB.....Pfttttttt! :p
    Sorry, G, I'm the judge and this isn't a mis-trial. Duck has not followed through and therefore must pay up. Good catch, Wannabe... I had given up already. :o

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