Breakin News from Bessemer!!!

[Minnerman]

Just got the low down on a crisis that's developing in Bessemer. Seems as tho our boy has over-indulged himself at the Cheesecake Factory and is aLmost deathly sick. He's self diagnosed it and believes it's because of the missin blatter. I will update later when I find out if he went to the hospital or just called maintenance to get the door workin at the hotel bathroom.

["G"]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[torch]

Houston we have a problem!

[DonDon]

It'll hurt ya but I'm not Sure that it may not be the fact that THEY DROPPED on him finally. Minner knows what I'm talking about BWAAAA HAHAHAAHa

[Minnerman]

"To his ankles" I believe were the words he used. Bwahahahahahahaha

[DonDon]

time they did. Maybe now he won't be washing dishes, scrubbing floors and cooking as much LOL :D

[Minnerman]

Course ifn it's gonna make him sick he'll be grouchy and full of poo.......may have to have em removed.

[Minnerman]

Ok here's the latest. Got the maintenance man up there and got the door workin. Thinks he's better, but gotta call maintenance man back. Seems he's tried to deposit more than the limit and now it won't swallow it all. Think that's what he said. Anyhow they think he'll make it but won't know til he gets back from Bubbas BBQ, Beer and Ballet Hall. I'll keep y'all posted as details come in. Gonna try to get IS's story after while.

[sothunfried]

lmbo!!!! the suspence is killing me hurry with more minner,,,lol

[Minnerman]

Welp just got the finalized report. WB states he was havin trouble with an achin colon. Why he even passed up a free messican supper ferhim and his family so I know he ain't right. So looks like we gonna need a volunteer to massage his pain away and the best I can figure, his fan club oughtta be responsible fer this daunting task. He should be back in Grrrrrrnayder later this evenin, so fan club, y'all are on red A alert to get there to welcome him home and get him back to his poo flingin, free lunch eatin, gewberish self.