joke

[C N]

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they
know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so
Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith,
Jenny and I are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr Smith
replies, "Well Bruce, you are only ten years old. Where will you two
live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit
there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin,

Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to
get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny
makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60
bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought
into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I
just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you
should have little children of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little $%^@ is so adorable!

[creekslick]

That's great. And I would agree with Mr. Smith.

[jimmydee1]

Awesome start to a boring Monday. Thanks, CN.

[C N]

I do what I can (what the site allows), Jimmy.

[sothunfried]

good one cn!

[duckhunter]

good one.