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Thread: Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam:

  1. 06-17-2010, 09:09 AM #1
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    Default Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam:


    A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.

    The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

    "That's the attitude we're looking for." said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"
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  2. 06-17-2010, 09:26 AM #2
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    hehehehe!
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  4. 06-17-2010, 09:34 AM #4
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    Lol
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    That IS a fine attitude!
    Stick yo jig in there!
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    he needs to come to GA!
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    2nd stop should be MO (aka Misery)
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    Sure dont need no attitude adjustin there!
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  9. 06-17-2010, 03:18 PM #9
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    We all knows what happens when the rabbit dies...

    A Funera.. oops... I mean, a wedding. Carry on.
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