to the tune from Hee Haw

[DonDon]

Where oh where are Wannabes Pedestalssss,
Why did he trust them to Minnermannnnn,
He knew he'd get them to everyyyyone,
befoooreee he ever laid eyes on themmmm,
They'll make it to himmmm one day,
With Stains and smells unknownnnnnn
he searched the world overrrr and
thought that he found them but
noooo, he ain't gonna get them for a whileeeee

["G"]

Where oh where are Wannabes Pedestalssss,
Why did he trust them to Minnermannnnn,
He knew he'd get them to everyyyyone,
befoooreee he ever laid eyes on themmmm,
They'll make it to himmmm one day,
With Stains and smells unknownnnnnn
he searched the world overrrr and
thought that he found them but
noooo, he ain't gonna get them for a whileeeee

And dats a fact! :D

[Wannabe...]

And ya'll made fun of my lyrics. Peeeee Ewwwweeee.

Wannbae...

Hey Grandpaw, what's for supper!

[tritonman]

i thought it was pretty good

[satdoc1]

So did I and I gots one of them pedistals. So there!

[sothunfried]

catchy little tune dondon!

[Midsouth Man]

The others are heading to Arkansas! If ya'll hear about him getting some really nice party barge seats, route them to me as well........LOL.