joke of the day................

[duckhunter]

Desormeaux and his wife Genevieve were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said , “Genevieve, soon we will be married 20 years and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 20 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
Genevieve replied, “I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 20 years, but always for a good reason.”
Desormeaux was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?”
Genevieve said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our cottage because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Desormeaux recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”
Genevieve asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Desormeaux. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”
“All right,” Genevieve said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your crappie club, and you needed 5 more votes?”

[oldwhiskers]

LMAO, good one. :D

[sothunfried]

lmbo!!!good one !!:D