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    Default deer camp joke....


    DEER CAMP

    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

    Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site
    only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
    dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
    handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

    And then she said,
    "Do what ever you want."

    so, im here!

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    Good one!!! :D :D :D

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    Pretty good :D:D

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    Classic!

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    That joke's so old that Sat tolt it in kindergarden.

    Wannabe...
    Wannabe...v2.0
    A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.


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    G-3 still thinks it's funny though. Even after all this time.

    Bwahahahahahaha.

    Wannabe...
    Wannabe...v2.0
    A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wannabe... View Post
    That joke's so old that Sat tolt it in kindergarden.

    Wannabe...
    Dang......that is old bwahahaha. Oops! what am I laughing about...I am that old too dadgummit.
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    you know i don't know what the big deal is about old, but DD almost had a cow when he found out he was almost 2 years older than me

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    When sat reads this thread ol Wannabe is gonna be number three. :D
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