Why do you feel smarter when you drink?

**CRAPPIEHUNTER68** · 05-13-2010, 03:48 PM

It is like natural selection. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, DD, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

**tritonman** · 05-13-2010, 03:54 PM

you done went and gone to the Wannabe school of philosophy

**"G"** · 05-13-2010, 03:57 PM

OMG!!! That makes DD smarter than all of us. Sheeeesh! :D

**DonDon** · 05-13-2010, 04:03 PM

I don't drink BEER. LOL BTW, just cause I talk bout dranking all the time don't make it so. I haven't had anything in my green cup since Saturday so don't believe everything ya hears. Now come tomorrow and saturday, IT'S ON like a chicken bone :D:D

**torch** · 05-13-2010, 04:06 PM

Me and DD had some adult beverages last Saturday after the fruit jar. I had a scotch and water, (hold the scotch) and DD had a Bud lite.

**duckhunter** · 05-13-2010, 04:14 PM

yes, cn, good point...........but aren't brain cells irreplacable? if that is the case, i would also like to keep my weaker ones....

**Bob # 1** · 05-13-2010, 04:48 PM

Whatever was said.......hard to know if you are right..........have not had a drink in 25 years

**"G"** · 05-13-2010, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Bob # 1

Whatever was said.......hard to know if you are right..........have not had a drink in 25 years

Been over 13 for me.

**crappieman101** · 05-13-2010, 10:19 PM

When drinking the more ya drink the Better looking you get, the smarter you get ...taller, tougher, camoflauged, richer and last but not least....the more DEAF you get.

Cause everyone sure does get louder.

Could add bullitproof...but covered in the camo.

Forgot...the girls get better lookin and thinner TOO.

**DonDon** · 05-14-2010, 07:25 AM

the next morning for sure. LOL

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