Little Boy Blue Paper Towel,

Was often prone to using his vowels

Mostly on account of his spastic bowels.

The e’s and the i’s when things didn’t go nice

The a’s and the o’s when things came out rite

The u’s were reserved for those rare occasions

When there was some question or reservation

Upon those times, he’d often wonder

Just like the consonant, y here and not yonder.

Torch, you see, is always one to scurry

Especially when his load is in a hurry.


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