Part of an evening with CN

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Chapter 4, Page 61 of the Is' Guide to Wannabe Husbandry:

If feigned repairs are needed where lawn care is concerned, call the John Deere Shop and have them deliver the most expensive oversized and underpowered mower they have. Then kick his clutch until it's done. Next, schedule side jobs for him to pay for said mower, preferably on Saturdays.

Wannabe...

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When, where and how soon can I meet this "IS"???? I need to get a late education!!!!!!!!! :)

Beat me to it CN.

Let's see Deester!!!!!

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Beat me to it CN.

Let's see Deester!!!!!

Wannabe...

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I knew you'd need PROOF, Wannabe... I ain't THAT stewpit! ;)

in that and it'd be REAL INTERESTING

Day 14... 5:00 p.m. arrive home, check to see if batterys has been purchased and replaced as promised 13+ days ago by Mr. CN. Answer: no

5:10 decide to take matters into own hands

6:10 Climb aboard. Pull out choke, adjust throttle, turn key to starting position and VAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

5:50 arrive back at home, Put new battery where old battery was. Squeeze 12" back into 10" box. Attach cables.

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Originally Posted by DonDon

5:50 arrive back at home, Put new battery where old battery was. Squeeze 12" back into 10" box. Attach cables.

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HUSH!!!!! I'm laughing so hard that I have tears running down my face!!! There are no batteries THAT powerful, DD. That's why GOD made generators! ;) :eek:

darnit now girl :D

Once again, I'm appalled! Appalled, I say!

DD, you been reading them girly magazines again aintcha.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Once again, I'm appalled! Appalled, I say!

DD, you been reading them girly magazines again aintcha.

Wannabe...

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From the sound of it, Wannabe..... he's been writing letters to the editor ;) :eek:

Just think CN, if you would have married WB, you could fish all the time. Your home would be spic and span, dinner would be on the table when you get back from fishing and the yard would be manicured. I really think WB should have been a girl!