Top 10 (or however many) reasons WB will not be at crappie camp.

[Speck]

I'll start:

1: He has to stay home to color his beard

2: Is' leash wont reach to Enid

3: He's being fitted for a new gall bladder

4: He's just plain skeered............

O.K. Yall jump in.

[duckhunter]

5. has 3 days worth of housework he's behind on......
6. skeered that he cannot catch his ONE fish and end up zeroing....
7. skeered that if he catches his ONE fish, it will be 11 1/2 inches long....
8. no one will buy him lunch...
9. does not want to lose to dd...
10. see #5

[Minnerman]

11) his old blatter has begun to stink so bad Is won't let him go. (Done told ya to throw that thang away)
12) See #8. That's a good un.

[DonDon]

we can swap out him buying anything for the cookout IF and he shouldn't have any problem with this, he'll clean up the mess afterwards. Simple stuff, dump the oil and clean out the cooker. Fold the table clothes, put stuff back in the coolers, bring me another green cup that's full of what I tell him to put in it not what he decides needs to go in it. Bring Speck another beer. Clean out JWhites beard of all the fish crumbs that get stuck in it. just simple stuff like that and he has a free meal for the entire family

[Wannabe...]

I've never seen this green cup in person DD, so tell me, how green is it? I mean is it green enough to tell whether the liquid is clear or does it have enough green that there's no way to tell if the liquid has a yellow tint to it?

Wannabe...

You prefer ice or just plain?

[Minnerman]

I figure it already has a whizzy yellowish tint to it wb. Surely somebody done thought what you thinkin.

[satdoc1]

The real reason is that "IS" wont let him out past dark.

[Wannabe...]

Why Minner, what ever do you mean? I merely inquired in order to determine if he could detect whether or not I was mixing in the proper amount of Mountain Dew.

Wannabe...

[torch]

15 Tiger Woods called him for an aliby
16 Henpecked Unlimited called for a photo shoot
17 Game and Fish have determined with all the electronics in his boat he must be shocking them
18 Gottabe and Gonnabe are banned from Enid ( around the restaurant anyway)
19 Satdocs knife and Don Don's teeth

[duckhunter]

I've never seen this green cup in person DD, so tell me, how green is it? I mean is it green enough to tell whether the liquid is clear or does it have enough green that there's no way to tell if the liquid has a yellow tint to it?

Wannabe...

You prefer ice or just plain?

yall asserting that dd uses the cup for TWO purposes????