Originally Posted by
Wannabe...
Lookie here you bunch of MO carpet baggers (CN excluded of course. She's about the only thing that state's got going for it right now):
Speck - the fact that you've been here longer than me merely means that you've been showing your ignertce longer than me. They gonna get fed up with you before me.
Billbob - Ya'll sure he ain't from MO, was born there, lived there for a while, or was inbred there? Cause if he ain't, he sure does a good impression.
Jimmydee - When the heck you gonna get here. I've had the "Welcome JimmyDee" sign out for a week now and it's been getting blown to bits. All it says now is "We e Jim ee". Been getting calls about it for days now and I'm getting about tired of it. Besides, I'm having to pay the po po overtime to be out there on the interestate exit for the "real welcome".
Oldfuzzy - Always wanted to ask you. Did your wife pick out that handle for you? I figure she must have cause my wife makes me throw out stuff that's old and fuzzy and I figure that's why she gave it to you.
Oldbigun - Ya'll hear OBU's getting a new boat? a WE Predator baby! I told him we dont' cotton to high falootin' folks around here and he'd have to post somewhere else, but later conceeded that he was low brow enough to even out the package and we'd probably let him stay. I may have overstepped my bounds as he is dang low, but the WE is dang high. Maybe we ought to run a poll when he gets the title.....er...or the note from the bank.
There, I think I insulted everybody. But let me know. Don't want any of you MO gewbers to get left out.
Wannabe...
