#1- Still drunk from nite before.
2 kept lookin over his shoulder for the bite victim instead of watchin poles.
3- ducer upside down during the slight breeze.
4 caught em all the day before. Bwahahahahahaheheha. Ha.
5 cold
6 still drunk from nite before after lunch
7. WB sucker pointed him in wrong direction
8. His Lucky Charms ain't so lucky
9 he's old
10. Thinking bout gettin drunk again to be able to load the boat back on the trailer.

Y'all can add more ifn I left a couple out.