Why You Should Never Question a Drunk

[DonDon]

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon


As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'


I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

[C N]

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon


As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'


I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

DD, I didn't know YOU were looking for Mr. Right???? Watch out TritoN!!! :D

[DonDon]

he IS well miss right. LOL

[nessa0629]

Mr. Right?! Honey is there something I should know?? LOL

[duckhunter]

don, i thought you were ganna say "cause he will bite you", lol......

[C N]

Mr. Right?! Honey is there something I should know?? LOL

I think you should be sitting down for that "talk", Nessa!!!

[DonDon]

MISS RIGHT BWAAA well MISS RIGHT NOW HEHE

[jimmydee1]

DD, take it from an ole fart. Hush while you're 'just a LITTLE behind'.

OK, somebody's gonna think I just called you a "little behind", that's not what I meant. What I meant was--------------------------

I'm gonna take my own advice! Dang it.

[DonDon]

I got carried away. Happens to me ALL the time. Thank goodness I got the hottest wife in the world or some people would wonder

[crappieman101]

I got carried away. Happens to me ALL the time. Thank goodness I got the hottest wife in the world or some people would wonder

TOO LATE!!!