T minus 2.5 hrs

[Wannabe...]

I did some thinking and decided if I don't make it back I hereby leave:

my boat to Max, I'm tired of him only fishing longbranch.

My rods to Feelay, maybe he can figure out what's wring with em

my crankbaits to maj, the boy is never gonna have enough.

My line collection to dd, he ain't got a clue where those stumps are

my good looks to sat, nuff said.

My colon to torch, the boy needs it. Bad

my post count to g3, he's been threatening for months anyway.

My intimate knowledge of the ms lakes to triton, the boy ought to know where all the sandbars are.

My home to navy, he's got to have some place to come back to

my charm to speck, the boy needs to have something going for him

my batteries to yikessssss, I here he's starting a collection

my money to bigger, looks like he's gonna end up with most of it either way this year

my Saturdays off to duck, only way he's gonna qualify for the championship this year

my sense of humor to cn, the girl knows best what to do with it

my jigs to creek, I here he goes through a bunch of em up there at greets ferry

my legs to cowboy, cause it ain't right for a man to have to walk around on what he's got.

My flowing and shiny hair to 101, would hate to see folks start calling him little torch

my da table to mr Jim, his is about to wear slap out


I know I'm leaving off a bunch, so the rest of you stop by after the funeral and is will pick you out something nice.

[DonDon]

I'll be thinking about ya my man. Sure hope everything goes well with ya. PLEASE let me know as soon as your able to my brotha from another motha

[Speck]

Good luck today WB!!! I hope the doc dont accidently leave anything inside of you unless its worth going back in after, like expensive jewlrey or something.

[creekslick]

And if the Doc can't fix you, I bet with all the fillet knives we have on the MS board, we can. Hope everthing goes OK.

[torch]

Good Luck

[frank lawhead]

Best of luck man--you have to make it so,s this old yank will have something to read on these long winter days---

[Minnerman]

Can I have your boys? Least that way somebody can teach em how to get beat ever now and then. I know they don't like beatin you all the time. Them boys are spoiled rotten. Ya gotta catch more than they do sometimes so they don't go to town braggin all the time.

Oh yea. Remember to take deep breafs and push when they say push.

[dafshklr]

I'm hurt Wannabe! You left me nuttin'!

[torch]

BTW what did you leave your husband?

[C N]

Can I have your boys? Least that way somebody can teach em how to get beat ever now and then. I know they don't like beatin you all the time. Them boys are spoiled rotten. Ya gotta catch more than they do sometimes so they don't go to town braggin all the time.

Oh yea. Remember to take deep breafs and push when they say push.

I'm guessing he'd give you two kids, Minner, seeing as he's getting two new ones today. Maybe he'll just give you the twins instead and keep the other ones.

Good luck, Wannabe! You'll be just fine and back on here before WE know it. (Like tomorrow.) Just remember what you have to do before they'll let you go home. Sure hope you didn't forget!